A List of Things My Dogs Have Destroyed

So, um, why do I have dogs again?

Here is the list of things that the dogs have destroyed in the past two years:

1. An electric blanket ($100+)
2. A LazyBoy Couch ($2000+)
3. An Ikea Karlstad Couch (~$600)
4. Two Skyrim guides ($40)
5. A laptop desk ($20)
6. A Game of Thrones Blu-Ray DVD set ($75)
7. At least 3 of Bella's dog beds, 1 of their auntie Karroll's and 4 of their own ($250+)
8. An Xbox Controller ($25?)
9. A Logitech Universal Remote ($120)
10. My W-2s (headache)
11. A computer gaming headset ($50)
12. Their own registration papers
13. Luke's stock options
14. Our mattress when Echo peed on it ($1000+)
15. An entire wall and door when Krogan tried to eat his way out of a room
16. Many loaves of bread, which Bella steals
17. A Feist book or two
18. Screen doors, when the dogs ran right through them ($100+) 
19. 2 rugs that were peed upon ($100+)